Christmas Cracker

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Christmas Cracker
Flavor text	"Pull!"

Christmas Cracker is an object added in The Spitshine Update.

Effects

• On use, creates a small harmless explosion, spawns another random object, and displays a random fortune with a holiday-themed joke on screen.
  • The fortunes from Christmas Cracker are unique fortunes, and are not found from Fortune Telling Machines or Fortune Worm.

Christmas Cracker Fortunes

WHAT'S AN ELF'S / FAVOURITE MUSIC GENRE? / WRAP! WHY CAN'T THE CHRISTMAS / TREE STAND UP? / IT HAS NO LEGS! WHO IS SANTA'S / FAVOURITE ACTOR? / WILLIAM DAFOE-HO-HO! WHY DOES YOUR NOSE / GET TIRED IN WINTER? / IT RUNS ALL DAY! WHO TELLS THE BEST / CHRISTMAS JOKES? / REINDEER, THEY SLEIGH! WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA / WHEN HE'S ON BREAK? / SANTA PAUSE! WHO IS A CHRISTMAS / TREE'S FAVOURITE SINGER? / SPRUCE SPRINGSTEEN! WHEN DO YOU GET IF SANTA / GOES DOWN A LIT CHIMNEY? / CRISP KRINGLE! WHY IS THE TURKEY NEVER / HUNGRY AT CHRISTMAS? / IT'S STUFFED! WHAT DOES SANTA USE TO / BAKE A CAKE? / ELF-RAISING FLOUR! WHY DID THE CHOIR / CANCEL THEIR CAROLLING? / THEY GOT TINSEL-ITIS! WHAT IS A DUCK'S / FAVOURITE CAROL? / IN THE BEAK MIDWINTER! WHY IS 2021 LIKE / A PANTO? / IT'S BEHIND YOU! WHAT DO SANTA'S HELPERS / LEARN AT SCHOOL? / THE ELF-ABET! WHAT DO YOU CALL A / PENGUIN IN A DESERT? / LOST! WHY DOES SANTA AVOID / SOOTY CHIMNEYS? / CARBON FOOTPRINTS! WHICH REINDEER HAS / THE BEST MOVES? / DANCER! WHAT DO YOU CALL A / SKUNK WITH A BELL ON IT? / JINGLE SMELLS! I GOT A CARD FULL / OF RICE TODAY... / IT WAS FROM UNCLE BEN! HOW DID DARTH VADER KNOW / WHAT LUKE GOT HIM? / HE FELT HIS PRESENTS! WHY DON'T YOU SEE SANTA / AT THE HOSPITAL? / HE HAS PRIVATE ELF-CARE! WHAT DID THE GRINCH GET / AT THE OFF-LICENSE? / HOLIDAY SPIRITS! WHAT DOES SANTA SPEND / HIS WAGES ON? / JINGLE BILLS! WHAT IS WHITE / AND MINTY? / A POLO BEAR! WHAT DO ELVES DO / AFTER SCHOOL? / THEIR GNOME WORK. WHAT FALLS BUT / DOESN'T GET HURT? / SNOW! WHY WAS THE BAUBLE / ADDICTED TO CHRISTMAS? / THEY'RE HOOKED ON TREES! WHY DO MUMMIES LIKE / CHRISTMAS SO MUCH? / THEY LOVE WRAPPING! WHAT DO SHEEP SAY / AT CHRISTMAS TIME? / MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EWE! WHAT DID THE FARMER / GET FOR CHRISTMAS? / A COWCULATOR! WHAT IS EVERY PARENT'S / FAVOURITE CAROL? / SILENT NIGHT! WHAT DO YOU CALL A POLAR / BEAR IN EAR MUFFS? / ANYTHING YOU WANT! WHY IS IT GETTING HARDER / TO BUY ADVENT CALENDERS? / THEIR DAYS ARE NUMBERED! WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU / CROSS SANTA AND A DUCK? / A CHRISTMAS QUACKER! WHO HIDES IN THE BAKERY / AT CHRISTMAS? / A MINCE SPY! WHICH CAROL IS ABOUT A / THREE-LEGGED ANIMAL? / LITTLE WONKEY! WHAT WOULD YOU CALL A / SNOWMAN ON LOVE ISLAND? / A MELT! WHY DID NO-ONE BID FOR / RUDOLPH AND DASHER? / THEY WERE TWO DEER! WHAT DO REINDEER HANG / ON CHRISTMAS TREES? / HORN-AMENTS! WHAT DID THE SNOWMAN / SAY TO THE ROBIN? / I HAVE SNOW IDEA! WHAT DO SNOWMEN WEAR / ON THEIR HEADS? / ICE CAPS! WHAT DID ADAM SAY THE / DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS? / IT'S CHRISTMAS, EVE! WHAT DO SNOWMEN EAT / FOR BREAKFAST? / SNOWFLAKES! WHY DID THE TURKEY / CROSS THE ROAD? / HE WASN'T CHICKEN! WHAT DO YOU CALL AN / OBNOXIOUS REINDEER? / RUDE-OLPH! WHERE WOULD YOU FIND / A SNOWMAN DANCING? / AT A SNOWBALL! WHERE DO SNOWMEN / KEEP THEIR MONEY? / IN A SNOWBANK! WHAT IS SANTA'S / DOG'S NAME? / SANTA PAWS! HOW DO SNOWMEN / GET AROUND? / THEY RIDE AN ICICLE! WHO SAYS / "OH OH OH?" / SANTA WALKING BACKWARDS! HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR / HOME WARM AT CHRISTMAS? / TINSULATION! WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU / EAT A CHRISTMAS TREE? / TINSELITIS! WHAT DO YOU CALL / AN OLD SNOWMAN? / WATER!